wait. what?

...because my vibrator shouldn't be the most embarrassing thing that is discovered after i die.
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sexual nightmare

sexual nightmare

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My younger brother Dan (aka RICO SUAVE) is getting married!
I’m thinking about using this photo for a wedding announcement postcard I’m going to help design for them.  I hope his fiancé can dig up an equally funny pool side photo from when she was a kid for me to use as well.

My younger brother Dan (aka RICO SUAVE) is getting married!

I’m thinking about using this photo for a wedding announcement postcard I’m going to help design for them.  I hope his fiancé can dig up an equally funny pool side photo from when she was a kid for me to use as well.

mandy & danny.  

my little brother was such a cute kid!

My great grandfather used to build cameras AND he was an acrobat, so naturally I’d have some pretty interesting old family photos…